FOTS in Bon Temps

-Wearily typing up the report, still covered in blood and remains, as tears fall over my cheeks. Writing a note, on a Post-It and sticking it to the front page of the note. Not caring that my tears have caused some of the ink to blur-

Eric,

There was an attack by two FOTS members today. Steve Newlin and Luke McDonald came into Merlotte's today while I was working. During the confrontation, Steve managed to stake Crystal Norris, former were-panther and now finally dead Vampire. Enclosed is the transcript.

You're very distraught Sexretary,
~Sookie

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*FOTS Staking Report*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Luke: *Enters Merlotte's and awaits patiently to be seated* @SookieSC
@Crystal_Norris_

Crystal: @SookieSC *walking by you on the way to the kitchen, whispers* There ya go, Sook...he's a hottie, huh? @luke_mcdonald

Sookie: @luke_mcdonald -smiles as I see you standing there- Hello there! Welcome to Merlotte's! Would you like a booth or a table?

Luke: *Notices something funny about @SookieSC 's eyes* Booth, please? *Admiring her ass as she leads me to a booth and thinks* (Nice Ass.)

Sookie: @Crystal_SSC -faces flushes as I grab a menu and leads @luke_mcdonald to a booth, my smile going tight when I hear his comment- Here ya go

Luke: *Slides in and smiles @SookieSC * Can I get a beer, please? *Sees the other pretty blond and thinks she looks awfully pale*

Sookie: @luke_mcdonald -follows his glance to @Crystal_SSC and then looks at him and smiles- Coming right up!

Crystal: @SookieSC *walking out from the kitchen and back into the bar, noticing the expression on your face* Everything alright, Sook?

Sookie: @Crystal_SSC -sleepy smile- I'm just exhausted and Arlene is taking her sweet time. Can you take @luke_mcdonald a beer and his order, please

Crystal: @SookieSC *smirks* You mean I get the hottie for a change? *grins, nudging you with my elbow* Sure thing @luke_mcdonald

Sookie: @Crystal_SSC -chuckling softly- Behave. -sits at the bar and lays my head on the cool surface, Jane thinking about her STDs again-

Crystal: @SookieSC *winks, grinning* Always, sugar *blows you a kiss as I head behind the bar to get @luke_mcdonald his beer*

Sookie: -smh @Crystal_SSC and trying hard to get Jane's thoughts of all the many desperate men she's been with out of my head- Hurry up, Arlene...

Crystal: @luke_mcdonald *placing your beer in front of you on the table, smiling brightly as I get the pen and ticket pad out of my apron pouch* Are you ready to order, darlin?

Luke: *Looks up @Crystal_SSC and a stern expression on my face* I would like the other waitress to take my order. @SookieSC

Crystal: @luke_mcdonald *raises brows, surprised by your request* Oh.....well, I'm sorry sir, but the other waitress ain't feelin all that well today.....so I'm gonna be takin your order *puts on my brightest fake smile*

Luke: *Grits my teeth @Crystal_SSC * I don't care. I want the other waitress! @SookieSC

Sookie: -picks up my head slightly as I hear @luke_mcdonald raise his voice and frowns- @Crystal_SSC

Steve: @SookieSC Hello again sookie

Sookie: @SteveNewlinJRBP -glares and stands up- What the hell are you doing here? -my voice full of anger-

Luke: *See @SteveNewlinJRBP walk in and waves him over* Yeah. Burger and fries. Well-done. Nothing bloody. *Shoves the menu in @Crystal_SSC hand* Steve!

Crystal: @SookieSC *glances over my shoulder at you to see if you've noticed that I'm having issues with @luke_mcdonald *

Sookie: @SteveNewlinJRBP -glares and stands up- What the hell are you doing here? -my voice full of anger-

Steve: @SookieSC now sookie is that any way to take to a paying customer?

Crystal: @luke_mcdonald *fangs retract as you shove the menu in my hand, and I hiss at you* If there's gonna be anything bloody round here...it ain't gonna be the food!

Sookie: @SteveNewlinJRBP -glares and hears @luke_mcdonald call to you, smirking- Who is that? Your girlfriend because your wife would prefer Jason?

Crystal: @SookieSC *looks to you in confusion* Sookie..what's goin on?? You know these assholes???? @luke_mcdonald @stevenewlinjrbp

Luke: *Glares @Crystal_SSC * May God shine his holy light on you and you burn like the demon whore you are! *stands up and gets in your face*
@SookieSC *points to @luke_mcdonald* just a friend.

Sookie: @Crystal_SSC -glares @SteveNewlinJRBP - Don't you recognize him? He's Steve Newlin, Jr. The leader of that occult church against Vamps

Crystal: @luke_mcdonald *snarls, my anger on the verge of taking over my ability to think clearly* You get the fuck outta here!!!! NOW!!!! And take your fuckin retarded friend with yah!!!!!!!

Sookie: -rolls my eyes- It's okay to admit you are gay, @SteveNewlinJRBP . Some of my favorite people are...you just aren't one of my favorites

Sookie: @Crystal_SSC -hears your yelling and looks over in your direction- @SteveNewlinJRBP @luke_mcdonald @EmilyThePixie

Crystal: @SookieSC That's right! The one who's wife was fuckin Jason! @SteveNewlinJRBP

Steve: @SookieSC *smh* Sookie have you always been so angry? Jason raped my wife.

Sookie: -fist clenched as I get in @SteveNewlinJRBP 's face- Now just because your wife decided to spread her legs, only means you were lousy in bed!

Luke: *Knocks you out of my face* Sit your Satan loving whore ass down and shut up! *Walks over to @SteveNewlinJRBP @SookieSC * Problem Steve?

Steve: @luke_mcdonald laughs not any more

Crystal: @SteveNewlinJRBP *bursts out laughing* Your wife's a fuckin whore!!! If it hadn't have been Jason, it woulda been somebody else she was fuckin! Jesus! What is wrong with you people?!

Luke: *Thinks Jason would rape @SteveNewlinJRBP 's wife and wondering if I should go for---* @SookieSC @CrystalSSC

Steve: @luke_mcdonald Luke when did ladies learn to talk like this? @EmilyThePixie @Crystal_SSC @SookieSC

Crystal: @luke_mcdonald *growls as you knock me down, glaring furiously at you as you walk towards @SookieSC and @SteveNewlinJRBP *

Luke: *Laughs @SteveNewlinJRBP 's comment as I flick @SookieSC 's hair to expose her neck* When they started spreading their legs for dead things.

Sookie: @luke_mcdonald -slaps at your hand- Keep your flithy hands off of me! @SteveNewlinJRBP @EmilyThePixie @Crystal_SSC

Crystal: @luke_mcdonald *jumps to my feet and vampspeeds to the table where you stand with @SookieSC and @SteveNewlinJRBP * Now you can do as I fuckin ASKED you to do! Or I will pick you AND your friend up and toss you both the fuck out!!

Steve: @luke_mcdonald Trash that all they are @Crystal_SSC @EmilyThePixie @SookieSC

Luke: *Glares @Crystal_SSC and reaches for the stake. Imagining seeing her smug face as it goes into her dead heart* @SteveNewlinBP @SookieSC

Steve: @SookieSC Sookie will you be coming to church soon with me? @Crystal_SSC @luke_mcdonald

Sookie: @luke_mcdonald -hearing the thought and seeing his hand, everything goes in slow motion as I lunge for the stake, hitting into you with all my force, the stake falling to the ground- @SteveNewlinJRBP @Crystal_SSC

Luke: BITCH! *Snarling as I try to push you off and reach for the stake* @SookieSC @SteveNewlinJRBP @Crystal_SSC @EmilythePixie

Sookie: @luke_mcdonald -struggling to keep your from the stake, clawing and kicking- @Crystal_SSC @SteveNewlinJRBP @EmilyThePixie

Crystal: @luke_mcdonald *seeing you reach for the stake, knowing your intentions are currently aimed at @SookieSC I lunge toward you *knocking @SookieSC backwards and pinning @luke_mcdonald 's arms to the floor, fangs bared, snarling*
@SteveNewlinJRBP

Steve: *I grab the stake from the ground* and Stakes @Crystal_SSC in the heart @SookieSC @EmilyThePixie @luke_mcdonald

Luke: *Is suddenly staring at @Crystal_SSC and then covered in vampire remains, blood everywhere and stunned* @SookieSC @SteveNewlinJRBP

Steve: *watching her burst blood everywhere*

Steve: *laughs* one less Vampire

Steve: @luke_mcdonald Now Luke still hungry? @EmilyThePixie @SookieSC @Crystal_SSC

Sookie: @Crystal_SSC -falls to the ground and sees as @SteveNewlinJRBP stakes her- NO!!!!!! -running forward- @luke_mcdonald @EmilyThePixie

Sookie: @SteveNewlinJRBP -reaches you and knocks you on the ground, easier than I thought thanks to Eric's blood- How could you! -tears in my eyes-

Luke: *Scrambles to my feet and grabs @SookieSC * Shut the hell up. Maybe we should tie you to a Vamp as they meet the sun? @SteveNewlinJRBP

Steve: @luke_mcdonald sounds like a plain Luke @SookieSC @EmilyThePixie @Crystal_SSC

Sookie: -reaches for @luke_mcdonald 's face with both hands trying to push you away, angry- Get off me! -A burst of light appears, knocks you over-

Sookie: -stunned I turn to glare @SteveNewlinJRBP - Let me tell you something -grabs him by his collar as I bend over and put my face in front of his and then kicks him in between his legs- You lay one God damn finger on me and you will be wishing I was Satan -hisses- @SteveNewlinJRBP

Steve: @SookieSC *grabs my balls* and fell to the ground *your days will come you just wait and see* @EmilyThePixie @luke_mcdonald

Luke: *Stunned as I come to and find myself on the other side of the bar* What the fuck are you? *Yells @SookieSC as I grab @SteveNewlinJRBP *

Luke: *Drags @SteveNewlinJRBP out of the bar and puts you in my truck and drives off* @EmilythePixie @SookieSC

Sookie: -breathing hard as @luke_mcdonald drags @SteveNewlinJRBP away and I fall to my knees to the remains of @Crystal_SSC crying- @EmilyThePixie

Steve: @luke_mcdonald *looks over at you* what was all of that about? *holding my Balls*

Luke: *Looks stunned @SteveNewlinJRBP * @SookieSC is some kind of freak! She knocked me across the room! I bet she's one of those V-addicts!

Steve: @luke_mcdonald Luke she must be, I could not believe my eyes