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-shifty eyed and whistling nonchalantly as I head into your office and slide this memo on your desk. sneak out, making sure I am no where near you, when you get it-

Dear Sheriff Ass,

*~*~Relieved when I see the Bon Temps exit, was so scared I'd get pulled over for Sweeting : Sleeping While Tweeting~*~*@EricNorthmanBP

*~*~Laughing as I pull into my driveway and I realize no one can arrest me because Sheriff Ass isn't on! -Dies-~*~* @EricNorthmanBP

*~*~Curls up in bed and dreams of @EricNorthmanBP in pink glitter, tutu, tights, tiara and dancing "The Sugar Plum Fairy" Ballet~*~*

Your favorite (& Only) Sexretary,
-Big grin-
~Sookie