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-shifty eyed and whistling nonchalantly as I head into your office and slide this memo on your desk. sneak out, making sure I am no where near you, when you get it-

Dear Sheriff Ass,

*~*~Relieved when I see the Bon Temps exit, was so scared I'd get pulled over for Sweeting : Sleeping While Tweeting~*~*@EricNorthmanBP

*~*~Laughing as I pull into my driveway and I realize no one can arrest me because Sheriff Ass isn't on! -Dies-~*~* @EricNorthmanBP

*~*~Curls up in bed and dreams of @EricNorthmanBP in pink glitter, tutu, tights, tiara and dancing "The Sugar Plum Fairy" Ballet~*~*

Your favorite (& Only) Sexretary,
-Big grin-
~Sookie

Memos...7/26/10

-smiles-

Welcome back from Jackson!

Ok first thing first. Pam left you something but you need to check your desk for it.

-shrug-

Next order of business, Tara is looking for a house in NOLA, so there is no need to offer Franklin a job in your Area anymore.

-looks a little annoyed as I hand you something-

And this came for you last night:

Welcome to My Memos...

So what is the whole point of this blog? -stares as you looked shocked that I just read your mind- No point in trying to pretend you weren't wondering. -shrug- It happens. -smiles sweetly-

This is a blog to help keep Sheriff of Area 5, Eric Northman up-to-date with everything going on with our "Once Bitten" Family.

What is a sexretary? -blushes a deep red and looks down- I honestly don't know. It's just a nickname that has been given to me by one member of our group (Thanks Zen! -smh-). Eric enjoyed it so much -confused as to why it amuses him so much- that now I'm officially (in his delusional mind) his sexretary. Basically I keep track of the story lines, messages and events that he may miss out on or need to know about.

He's lucky he's such a great Eric or else he may be left clueless. -smirking and devising a plan in case he ever makes me angry- Hopefully this will help me keep up with everything for him and now all I have to do is remind him to check this site. -smh-

Eric's Sexretary
~Sookie