Thursday, December 30, 2010

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Why does everything always revolve around sex? Isnt there anything else to ask about?

Not everything revolves around sex... though people seem to think about it A LOT -rubs my temples at the thought of "hearing" everyone's intimate thoughts-

I can read your mind, care to know what's on mine?

Sunday, October 31, 2010

What do you see yourself accomplishing in 10 yrs ?

-sighs- I just hope to still be alive in 10 years... -remembering all the times I could have and maybe should have died-

I can read your mind, care to know what's on mine?

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

So So Wrong...


Eric,

It just seems so wrong thinking of you without your former position. Perhaps it is because I have always known you as Sheriff of Area 5. Perhaps it is my feelings for you, that have left me racked with guilt and worry. Nonetheless, Eric, I am truly sorry for every part I played in your removal as the Area Sheriff. Call it silly human sentiment, but I can't help but feel responsible... I can't help but to worry that you may blame me... hate me even. Regardless if you do or don't blame me, I am sorry.

Your guilt-ridden, apologetic & loving Sexretary,

~Sookie

Thursday, October 14, 2010

WTF is this?

Sheriff Ass,

Seriously? I refuse to bond because... well honestly it doesn't matter why and I get this picture text? Please tell me this is some sick joke. Because otherwise, I am definitely not bonding with you, now or ever.

Your Seriously Confused & Hurt Sexretary,
~Sookie